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  • Savanah just left for OKC. Trying not to cry. 2 days ago
  • My sister is coming today!!! Do not miss Simply Deeper this Sunday at 6:30 in the garage. She is giving her testimony and it is AWESOME!!! 4 days ago
  • Terminix man wins! He blasted toxins into the wall with his mighty pump sprayer. If we all die of radiation it will have been WORTH IT. 5 days ago
  • I'm pointing professional issue ant spray aimlessly through the cabinets. I have both the heebeejeebees and the crazed eyes of a murderess. 5 days ago
  • The ants are hiding behind the stove. I'm going to rip off the whole wall and cast it into the lake of fire. 5 days ago
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Browsing all posts from May, 2009.

05/17/09

Who Bloody Nose?

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My kids are prone to odd maladies that lack medical urgency, yet still astonish and disgust everyone in their vicinity.
Take barfing for example. To this day Toby is the only toddler I have ever seen be personally delivered to his parents in the middle of church service by a gagging, vomit-covered child-care volunteer. If there [...]

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05/11/09

Paradigms: Sometimes They Won’t Fit the Mold

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Remember your first child? You know, the one who fell asleep in the shopping cart at Target during the Christmas rush? The one who jumped in bed before you got to “two?” The one who kissed you without your having to pretend cry? The one whose bibs went unstained under the threat of [...]

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