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  • Savanah just left for OKC. Trying not to cry. 2 days ago
  • My sister is coming today!!! Do not miss Simply Deeper this Sunday at 6:30 in the garage. She is giving her testimony and it is AWESOME!!! 4 days ago
  • Terminix man wins! He blasted toxins into the wall with his mighty pump sprayer. If we all die of radiation it will have been WORTH IT. 5 days ago
  • I'm pointing professional issue ant spray aimlessly through the cabinets. I have both the heebeejeebees and the crazed eyes of a murderess. 5 days ago
  • The ants are hiding behind the stove. I'm going to rip off the whole wall and cast it into the lake of fire. 5 days ago
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Browsing all posts from September, 2009.

09/09/09

Prayer Running

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My running partner, Jerri, and I have gotten very close in our three years of yapping running together.  Things between us got honest right away, since we both have unflattering mucous habits during exercise.  You can’t put on airs while hocking and blowing phlegm every quarter mile, and we settled for intimate friendship over mutual disgust.  Recently, we decided to use our [...]

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09/04/09

I Heart Preschool

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Preschool starts back next week (Glory!). I have a bone to pick with preschool. If preschool were nicer, it wouldn’t have abandoned me all summer in the raging, never-ending heat. Where were you preschool while I tried to keep the boys alive under the Elmo sprinkler? Where were you while they ate their ice pops in the bathtub because [...]

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